M: I'm fine, how are you?
R: But how are you doing, Mom?
M: I'm actually exhausted, to be honest, and famished. But dinner is almost ready. Thank you for asking. How are you?
R: I'm two.
R (to kid on the playground): I'm Riley. This is Joey - he's my boy. I 'hink he yikes you.
M: Would you like a cookie? (offers cookie plate)
R (grabbing the biggest one): It's the perfect size! Just yike me!
M: The wind blew them away.
R: The wind took them! He took them to my castle!
M: Riley, stop hitting Joseph. Would Jesus want you to do that? What would Jesus want?
R: Jesus...Jesus wants me for a sunbeam! Sing it, Mom!
All in a days work, people, all in a days work.